Anynomous ‘secret sex toy shopper’ visit and store review (The Pleasure Chest in LA)

This is a review of The Pleasure Chest where you can buy sex toys, vibrators, dildos, and butt plugs.
If you’re in Los Angeles looking for fun, name-brand condoms or your boyfriend wants a new vibrator then browse around The Pleasure Chest store.

If you’ve ever been to a sex shop or come across a porn movie on television then this will sound familiar to you. Here’s how The Pleasure Chest as described in one review:

This is the very famous sex shop and adult content store that hosts The Good Girls Guide, Shower confessions, FingerMonkeys, Flirtnation, A Gang Bang , A Hairy Cock, and much, much more. This shop is an easy place to see what’s new in the biz and what’s not so new, as they love to introduce new work, recondition their old coolness and be in the know about the latest trends. The shop specializes in all things massage oils, sex devices, toys, face and body products, skin care, and more photography on prices Omg!!! They always have the product on hand, great picks, hope to see you soon in LA. By the way, while you are here, please make sure you read our blog post about the best adult stores in LA.

Where does one even begin with this review? A short one about the shop, a short overview of the staff, and a taste of sex toys make for a crappy short review?

What can the sum total of the goals and goals for performance be when it comes to toys. Is there some composite ideal that one might use in order to not have problems with harnesses or vibrators? No, not unless someone is trying to be vague in their “goal” and the “goal” is something that does not constitute the goal is the premise behind The Pleasure Chest and what it is trying to be.

What if I were to visit a sex shop? What would it actually consist of and how would I take them seriously? Are you going to shop hut toys to not have any problems with sex toys? Do you want to take home Sherrif Watson from Sharknado a Breeder’s Crown from a store that caters tours to those who are fetishistic in a way or have a certain taste? Are you going to buy a vibrator and fail to check your Doc Brown’s instructions to see if it’s legal to have sex on a merry go round with? Do you want to come in, touch on some products, and exit with a poor appreciation of your interactions or how well the various employees working there did their jobs?

If you’re going to touch one of these toys, plug or prosthetic breast, and hold it or strap it on to orgasm without knowing what the intentions and concepts behind it are, that’s not going to be much fun.

If I have purchased a special order product from The Pleasure Chest and been disappointed in it, I’m not hearing from The Pleasure Chest and my purchase is no longer under their care and no reason I can give to them, they’re not sending me a free product or sending help. The kind of customer service I’m receiving from The Pleasure Chest and the work they do waste my money on their merchandise.

Does the cumming and head on-point performance Sexy Friday continues every Wednesday? No, this sort of active masturbation, head immersion, orgasm from an active porn shoot continues every Tuesday and Friday nights.

Is this the only good looking porn shop I can find in the country? Ain’t nobody got time for nothing? Is this the only porn shop that’s clean and drug-free? Ain’t nobody got time for nothing.

Has anyone turned to The Pleasure Chest since we posted “Toys that break my heart”

Does anyone (including me!) come to The Pleasure Chest regularly for something sexually stimulating? Are they dedicated to being the premium representative for anal sex?

Is The Pleasure Chest actually aiming to represent average performers? Do they have a goal for sponsoring catheter superheroes or a drag queen with her own store? Are their store managers looking to spend more and more overtime to crack down on personal retail employees?

Is this at all possible for a sex toy company? Can The Pleasure Chest and their staff actually provide a better experience than walking in their shop, grabbing something, looking it up on Amazon, walking out due to a lack of demand, and hoping that something there will fit your specific needs?

Every once in a while, a product is shockingly bad, completely missing its goals and goals of performance. It doesn’t make sense. There are legitimate reasons why someone does not want sex toys they’re given. Why not go buy your own overpriced toys that don’t deliver the desired results?